Greetings internet monkeys,
I have a hard time being a damsel in distress. It seems like a very inefficient use of time. I mean sitting up in a tower all day waiting? I’ve got way too much awesome to do to waste my time with that.
Here are three reasons why saucy bar wench is way better than damsel in distress (oddly enough they all start with B):
1) Bar fights: As a bar wench you get to witness if not instigate hundreds of bar fights. Perhaps someone owes someone else money, perhaps one burly sailor is jealous of you making eyes at a soldier over your exposed shoulder as the cap sleeve of your peasant blouse slips down your arm again, either way bar fights are going to happen and as a saucy wench you just know that at some point you will learn to defend yourself with a rolling pin or whatever else is available which means you get in on the action!
2) Babes: Prince Charming is fine, I guess. I mean if you’re into prime and proper blue eyed dream boats with perfect hair that’s fine, but personally I prefer burly, bearded mean with tattoos and a heart of gold. I don’t want to stereotype but you’re more likely to find a broad shoulder beast of a man enjoying a beer in his MILITARY FROCK COAT at the local pub rather than on his way to tower in the middle of freaking nowhere, so the local pub is where you can find me.
3) Beer: I’ve always thought that a honey lager, good company, and the promise of adventure goes much better with my peasant blouse than an empty tower, boredom, and the promise of waiting around forever.
So there you have it, three reasons why saucy bar wench beats damsel in distress.
How about you? Do you prefer saucy wench or damsel in distress and why? Let me know in the comments below.
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Until next time,