Greetings internet friends,
So I have a confession to make. I have an alter ego. She is Devon Dale: Lady Adventurer for Hire and she is pretty awesome. She’s basically a contract personal assistant, if what you need assisting in is ninjas, demons, time travel or general bad assery.
The thing is I didn’t know that I had an alter ego until I put on my H&R long military jacket. The moment I put that bad boy on it hit me. I couldn’t believe that I had been oblivious to the time travel, ass kicking, name taking ball of radical awesomeness that I was when I wasn’t Devon Dale: Awesome VM shop girl (who, on a side note, is also pretty rad).
Every time I put on my jacket I can accomplish all things. There is no task I can’t tackle: no foe I can’t best, no quest I can’t complete, no Scrabble game I can’t win – well you get the point. It’s a bit like how sometimes a blue sweater brings out the blue in someone’s eyes. This jacket brings out the AMAZING in my soul.
Guess what the best part is, we just got a new shipment of these fantastic jackets in the store. You need to stop by and try one on to find out if you too have a secret alter ego lurking in your soul.
Do you have a piece of clothing that transforms you? What is it and how does it make you feel? Let me know in the comments below.
Thanks for reading. I’m off to conquer 14th Century France.
Devon Dale: Lady Adventurer for Hire.