It’s that magical time between evening and night. The light has dimmed but it is not yet dark yet. The hot, humid summer day has become pleasantly warm with an occasional cool breeze. She steps barefoot out into a clearing in the thick West Coast woods. Her asymmetrical skirt swishes by her feet. She reaches into the pocket of her holster vest and pulls out an apple. Content to be alone, she takes a bite and listens to the forest sing. Out of nowhere, she feels a drop of water on her bare arms. Then she feels another. A summer rain has started. Undeterred, she gently lifts her hood on to her head, finishes her apple and then disappears into the trees.
Attention all the elves, fairies, steampunks, adventurers and Burners, we have something you will most definitely want to come check out. If there were two things that you could add to your clothing what would those things be? Most likely you answered, pockets and a hood. What if I were to tell you that there is a locally handmade garment available to you that provides both those thing? Well, guess what! There is and we have it.
Forget diamonds, the underbust holster vest is a girl’s best friend. The underbust holster is so flattering. It zips up in the front under your boobs which creates a slimmer looking waist similar to waist cincher. Unlike a cincher, there is no boning so you are free to run and move and twist. Its perfect for dancing the night away or scaling a building before you zip line down across the city to steal the world’s largest Ruby from an evil doer trying to build a death ray. You know just typical girly stuff. The pockets are fairly big. You could definitely fit your phone or a small wallet in there. They are also great for storing trail mix for when you need a little snack.
Guess what else? There is a hood and it’s detachable so you can wear it with the holster or on it’s own. The hoods are huge. It doesn’t matter how big you make your hair, this hood will still fit over your head.
Well what are you waiting for? Why haven’t you added an underbust holster to your cart yet? Is it because you’re driving down to 324 Hastings Street to try one on? Because that is the only acceptable excuse.