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New Fresh Handmade: Plaid Bondage Pants

New Fresh Handmade Plaid Bondage Pants

New Fresh Handmade: Plaid Bondage Pants

Hello the Internet!

This is a very important service announcement going out to all you alternative kids out there or anyone with a little bit of rebellion in their hearts.  It’s time to get real.

Okay stop what you’re doing right now. I don’t care what it is. Go to your bedroom, open your closet and check to see if you own a pair of plaid bondage pants. Go ahead. I’ll wait here. Did you check? Do you own a pair?

You don’t?

Don’t worry, we can narrowly avoid this tragedy together. Venus & Mars has just finished making some truly amazing plaid bondage pants and you can come get a pair today.

These radical pants are a lovely green plaid with pockets and removable straps. They have awesome zippers on the side of the pants to make it easier to tuck them into your 20 hole Docs or pull them over your 12 hole Demonias. They look great with band tees, skinny tees, military frock coats, corsets or nothing at all. You will not find a more stylish or versatile pair of kick ass pants.

Start 2017 the right way by picking up these insanely cool pants today! If you hurry down right now we can and will help you put a whole outfit together.  I’m thinking a black holey skinny tee, plaid bondage pants, a black military frock coat and some demonia boots would be a pretty good start to a pretty rad outfit for a pretty exciting new year.

What crazy adventures will you and your pants get up to tonight?  Where are you going? Let us know in the comments below.

Happy New Year!

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Boxing Week Sale!

Boxing Week Sale!

Happy Boxing Day! I hope you had a Merry Christmas but now it’s time to think about what you’ll wear on New Years. Fear not! We have a sale with your name on it that will make getting an outfit so easy.

Everything in the store is 10% off from December 26, 2016 to December 31, 2016. So if you need a new corset now is the time to get it.

But wait, there’s more. If you need a fabulous crinoline to go with that corset then you get 15% off! That’s right when you buy two items you get 15% off your order.

But wait there’s even more! If you need a sparkly necklace or stockings or a hat or anything else you will get 20% off your purchase.  When you purchase 3 or more items you get 20% off! Holy smokes, that’s amazing!

Hurry up and come get your new years outfit! What are you waiting for?

What are you hoping to get your hands on this boxing week? Let’s us know in the comments below!

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3 Reasons You Need a Kilt All the Freaking Time!

Three Reasons You Need a Kilt this Summer All the Freaking Time!

Hi Kids,

Remember this post from way back in June?  We thought it was relevant to our military inspired theme for November so we wanted to do a quick re-post with some addendums.

DD: LAFH

 

Gentlemen,

It is time you owned a wicked awesome kilt.

Here are three reasons why the BLACK COTTON KILT (we have new tartan and pinstripe kilts  now in store) is essential to your summer (or anytime) wardrobe:

It’s manlier than motor oil and beards. Anyone saying otherwise is jealous.  Just ask the Spartans and the Scots. As a result, they have a similar effect on women as a corseted lady has on a man.

It keeps you cooler than shorts. If you live in Vancouver you’ve been enjoying this sunny weather since the beginning of May.  You know that it will only get hotter as the summer progresses.  Shorts are great but you will get way more out of the breeze in a kilt.

Addendum – Sirs, I know Winter is Coming and you may be concerned about your man bits freezing but consider this: dance clubs, fetish nights and conventions are still hot as hell so do not rule out the breeziness a kilt can afford.

It goes with everything.  Seriously, you can wear a kilt with a POET SHIRT and look all dapper and amazing or you can wear it with your favorite nerdy tshirt and still look great. Or better yet impress your favorite gal or guy by showing up in just a kilt and a smile.

So what are you waiting for?  Order one today or get down to the shop and grab one before they’re all gone.

What’s your favorite reason for wearing a kilt? Ladies, what do you think of kilted men? Let us know in the comments below.

Do you know someone in need of an awesome kilt?  Why not share this on facebook or Twitter? Or sign them up for the Steampunk Tempest so that they can get Venus & Mars goodness in their inbox.

Looking forward to seeing you kilted gentlemen in the near future,

Devon Dale: Lady Adventurer for Hire

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Holy Cats, its Festival Time!

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Happy BC Day, Pride & Festival!

Holy Cats, its Festival Time!

These past couple of weeks have been filled with Bass Coasters, Shambalaers, and Burners at the shop. Everyone is searching for pieces to complete their wild and awesome outfits.

This month, VM will be EVERYWHERE . We are starting out at Pride on Sunset beach and we’re wrapping up the month at the convention centre for Anime Revolution.

Do not fear, my festival friends, the shop will continue to be open during all of our running around. You will not miss out on last minute goggles , contacts or hair dye.

August also brings BC day so here are some random facts to consider while you go camping on the long weekend:

The Spirit Bear is our provincial mammal;
The Dogwood is our provincial flower;
The Steller’s Jay is our provincial bird;
Jade is our provincial gemstone;
The Western Red Cedar is our provincial tree; and
The Pacific Salmon is our provincial fish – it was officially added in February, 2013

The more you know… and knowing is half the battle.

September will be here before you know it. Do you have an event coming up that you would like Venus & Mars to be a vendor at? Let us know about it in the comments below.

Want everyone to know our totally not boring BC facts? Why not share this on Facebook or Twitter? Use the links below.

Time to go drink some BC beer to celebrate!

Devon Dale: Lady Adventurer for Hire