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NFH: Faux Fur Shoulder Holster Epaulets!

Have you ever met someone or done something that gave your life purpose? All of a sudden you stop feeling like you’re drifting aimlessly through the drudge of day to day life and you feel like you have meaning. The difference in your quality of life is like day and night. The sun seems sunnier and the sky seems bluer. Sometimes I feel like my wardrobe lacks that same sense of purpose. Black tank top, leggings and a skirt; faded black dress with leggings; black shirt and yoga pants, where is purpose and vitality in my clothes that I feel in my life? Luckily, we have Fresh New Handmade Faux Fur Shoulder Epaulets that turn any outfit from existential dread to fabulous.

You may be thinking that fur epaulets seem a little extra to wear in your everyday life.

You could not be more wrong. Not wearing fur epaulets just isn’t enough. You’ve been brainwashed into thinking that you shouldn’t look like you’re going to run into battle when you’re getting your coffee. There is nothing more right and natural than looking like you are going to rule the North when you walk your dog. Seriously you need to come try one on because you will walk more confidently and stand taller when you wear them. It’s just science.

Obviously they are also great for Halloween. Faux fur epaulets could be the start of your Viking costume or Amazon costume or Barbarella costume. I mean you could add the fur epaulets to a little black dress and go to a costume party. If people ask you what you are just say you’re a warrior then give them a stern but distance stare that says: don’t fuck with me.  We suggest wearing a pair with a corset and green princess skirt for a cool Lady Stoneheart look. Or try a kilt with a black holey skinny tee, boots and goggles for a Mad Max inspired costume.

So what kind of a costume will you make with your faux fur epaulets? Let us know in the comments below!